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PHARMACEUTICAL NEWS


Just to keep you up to date. Aff. V





In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.


The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.


Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT %26amp; DO.


Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Medical research.?
aint that the truth
Reply:Thanks, that was funny,


What was funny?
Reply:hahahahaaahaaaaaaa nice one.
Reply:they should have gone with ibepokin
Reply:Hehehehehehe so wrong, but funny lol
Reply:Great one Calamity.!!!


Funny ha ha and possibly going to be true.!!!
Reply:How true................
Reply:that's really funny, but the last part is kind of sad, haha damn us americans!
Reply:this is true! very funny!
Reply:thats absolutely true
Reply:Love it!
Reply:Ha ha ha that's very good thanks.
Reply:Reading about all theses old peoples with perky boobs and huge erections just gave me a massive hardon! no viagra for me!
Reply:Very funny take !!





Not only was it funny, but I had to smoke a cigarette after reading it .
Reply:LMAO, i work with drug reps on weekly basis and will pass ur name suggestions on. At least those of our patients who are on lots of medication would remember which drugs are for which ailment lol!





Star for you and thanks for brightening my nite :) xx
Reply:Rolling around crying with laughter right now!!!!!!
Reply:Funny. Thanks.
Reply:ha ha ha